PANTYHOSE

I hate pantyhose......really HATE them. I am a flip-flop girl to the core!!! Dave knows this and while picking up some prescriptions for Alyssa he found this:

(notice the cute little flip-flops in the corner?)

Now those of you that live in Eagle Mountain will understand the significance of this statement! Those that don't.....just trust me.....this is funny! The little plaque came with a cute little "explanation card" It reads

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WEAR PANTYHOSE

I can't think of anything
More uncomfortable,

Claustrophobic or irritating

Than a pair of pantyhose.

Whoever invented them

Either hated women,

Was into sadistic torture,

Or, at the very least

Never tried a pair on themselves.

I'd rather have a root canal

Than shimmy and shake myself into a pair,

Much less proceed to wear them all day.

It doesn't help that such stockings

Are usually associated with some sort of

Confining, unyielding, contoured shoe

That squeezes the life out of my feet.

Besides, how can I show off a new pedicure,

Tiny toe rings and funky flip-flops

If I'm squeezed into

Such a ridiculous contraption?

Life is just too short to wear pantyhose!

So, everytime I put a pair of the awful things on I will think of this! SERIOUSLY......isn't it the truth!!!