(notice the cute little flip-flops in the corner?)
Now those of you that live in Eagle Mountain will understand the significance of this statement! Those that don't.....just trust me.....this is funny! The little plaque came with a cute little "explanation card" It reads
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WEAR PANTYHOSE
I can't think of anything
Claustrophobic or irritating
Than a pair of pantyhose.
Whoever invented them
Either hated women,
Was into sadistic torture,
Or, at the very least
Never tried a pair on themselves.
I'd rather have a root canal
Than shimmy and shake myself into a pair,
Much less proceed to wear them all day.
It doesn't help that such stockings
Are usually associated with some sort of
Confining, unyielding, contoured shoe
That squeezes the life out of my feet.
Besides, how can I show off a new pedicure,
Tiny toe rings and funky flip-flops
If I'm squeezed into
Such a ridiculous contraption?
Life is just too short to wear pantyhose!
So, everytime I put a pair of the awful things on I will think of this! SERIOUSLY......isn't it the truth!!!